Traveling to Southeast Asia
1. Toilets & Toilet Paper in Southeast Asia (or lack thereof)
2. It's Called Chafing
3. Some Massage Parlors are Just Massage Parlors
- It doesn't have a name like "Love Teen Massage"
- It isn't open 24 hours.
- There are not "private rooms" for massages and it isn't based in a place that resembles a motel.
- It doesn't have a fish bowl of scantily clad women to pick your masseuse from
- It doesn't offer "soapy massage"
- It doesn't advertise erotic massages.